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Joke of the Day
"I've given up on cooking. It always starts off well. Then it just turns to shit."
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"A good way to break up with a girl is to leave her a trail of rose petals starting from her front door to North Korea."
"Girlfriend My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her. I said, 'Alright, fatty.'"
"What does an 80 yr old lady have between her tits that an 18 yr old woman doesn't have? A bellybutton"
"Three logicians go to a bar The waiter asks if they would all like a drink The first responds ""I don't know"" The second responds ""I don't know"" And the third responds ""Yes, why thank you"""
"I sweat less when I wear sunglasses ... Because I feel cooler"
"How do you catch a Pokemon? Dig a hole and put Ash Ketchum in it. Then when a Pokemon comes by, run up and kick it in the Ash-hole."
"A photon checks into a hotel.. The bellhop says: ""Can I get your bags?"" The photon says: ""that's ok, I'm traveling light"" - I heard Neil DeGrasse Tyson tell this joke with pure giddiness"
"What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed? ""I'm going to bed."" Except he said it in Hungarian."
"I lost my job. I couldn't work for that man after what he said to me Why? What did he say? ""you're fired"""