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Joke of the Day

"Letting me choose my username on Amazon is a bad move. I think customer support gets uncomfortable when I need help with CockPopsicle87."

"2 Wind Turbines walk into a bar... The first says, ""What kind of music do you like?"" The second says, ""I'm a heavy metal fan."""

"What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world? Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!"

"""Drop it like it's hot,"" is my favorite song about dropping stuff that's hot."

"[I wake up next to a fishing net full of salmon] But that means... [Cut to fisherman at sea, with my dreamcatcher full of howling goblins]"

"What is small furry and smells like bacon? A hamster."

"Why did the Mexican guy rob a train? He had a loco motive."

"How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Raw Raw Rawhahaha..."

"Some relationships are like farts, sooner or latter you gonna have to let it go!"

"What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete."