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Joke of the Day

"Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa? I thought he didn't care about the 1%"

"How did Hitler achieve 99 firemaking? He burned yews."

"What did the male potato chip say to the female potato chip? Are you Frito-lay?"

"Why don't anteaters get sick? Because they're full of anty-bodies !"

"My phone battery dies faster than a black guy in a horror movie."

"If someone was shot in a chapel... ...would that count as a mass shooting?"

"My homework brings all the Asians to the yard, and they're like ""It wasn't that hard"""

"I got arrested by a female cop today... She said ""everything you say can and will be held against you"". I replied ""your boobs""."

"What do cannibals put in their soup? Ramen! -------- Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching."

"Who is the funniest American politician? Hillarious Clinton"