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Joke of the Day

"Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa? I thought he didn't care about the 1%"

"If you watch the biggest loser backwards it's a story about your mom."

"The last airline I flew charged for everything. Except for the bad service. That was free."

"ACCOUNTANT: *taking a look at my books* These are just winky-face emojis. ME: Yep. ACCOUNTANT: I think I know why your business is failing."

"I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance."

"If you ever get arrested, lighten the mood by pretending to go for his gun."

"Two cannibals are eating a clown ... and one turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"I used to be addicted to soap... It's okay I'm clean now."

"What do eggs say when they're turnt? Omelette, fam"

"Why are fat people so rich? Because they have lots of pounds."