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Joke of the Day

"A computer architect walks up to an elevator and sees a sign that says ""Out of Order"".. .. and says ""Even better!"" and gets into it."

"What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot? Cha-chink!"

"Why was the snowman smiling? He heard the snow blower coming"

"When I was a kid there were reports of alligators in the sewers that would come up through toilets. It turned out to be a croc of shit."

"What's it like having sex with a wave? Fucking hertz."

"Hot waitress just gave me her digits! I have them in a cooler in my trunk."

"I hear Paris is the bomb this time of year People are just dying to be there"

"Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?"

"I like my women like I like my onion rings. Battered."

"Is yur name Atilla cuz you can be my hun anytime!"