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Joke of the Day

"A computer architect walks up to an elevator and sees a sign that says ""Out of Order"".. .. and says ""Even better!"" and gets into it."

"A man visited a zoo that only had one animal: a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."

"When guys are best friends it's a bromance. When girls are best friends it's..... Temporary."

"What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming."

"What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink? (Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard? Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know."

"How does Boomhower describe the Genitals of the Lieutenant from the Reno Police Department? Dang ol' Dangle dangle."

"I spend an awful lot of time picking the most desirable potato chips out of the bag for someone who's going to eat them all anyway."

"He who laughs first, must be using 3G internet."

"How long does it take to cook a baby in the microwave? No clue. Too busy masturbating."

"Honey Boo Boo changes name to Sugar Scab."