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Joke of the Day
"Why is one thousand million billion trillion so bad? It's very naughty"
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"I said I was mad at myself. My 4yo son looked at me. ""There are fancier words for mad,"" he said, fixing my hair. ""You should say irritated."""
"If it was the choice between having the last pizza on earth or the last sex on earth, which toppings would you have on your pizza."
"What's the difference between a colostomy bag and Donald Trump? A colostomy bag gets emptied once in a while where Trump is always full of shit."
"I recently found an audio bible narrated by James Earl Jones Overall it was good, though the book of Luke seemed a bit forced"
"My best friend keeps bagging me for being a virgin I haven't got the courage to tell him I slept with his sister."
"I remember when social networking was something that happened in person. How awkward."
"Q: What insect lives on nothing? A: Moths, because they eat holes."
"Your face is the human equivalent of a blue screen Just came up with it, think its alright. Thoughts?"
"Hostage jokes aren't funny... Unless you execute them well."