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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it P.M.S.? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
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"what is the most terrifying sound to a redditor?? pao pao pao..."
"Only 9 more days til Xmas! Can't wait to see the look on my child's face when he wakes up and realizes daddy spent too much time on Twitter."
"What's a thoughtful person's favourite dip? Hmmmus."
"Weirdest Smashing Pumpkins Remix Video nsfw while i was chubbin' i found this and laughs tears of cum"
"""DOC TELL ME STRAIGHT"" doc: u got lou gherrigs disease *cops barge in* ur under arrest ""FOR WHAT"" cop: mr gherrig reported a missing disease"
"What do call a 5 person orgy of only black people? A threesome."
"France declared war on al Qaida yesterday. Thank God, for someone needed to teach the terrorists how to surrender."
"It sucks that bowtie pasta is the only edible formal wear my grocery store carries."
"Why'd the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."