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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a techno-themed grocery store? Gigi D'Agostino"
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"Beware of Lawyers 7 ""Are!you!a!lawyer?"" ""Yes."" ""How!much!do!you!charge?"" ""A!hundred!dollars!for!four!questions."" ""Isn't!that!awfully!expensive?"" ""Yes.!What!is!your!fourth!question?"""
"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Dam!"
"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting millions of illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan"
"Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the 6 if you'll be the 9."
"I got a job at a bakery today I kneaded the dough."
"WHEN I SEE ALL CAPS I READ LIKE THE PERSON IS TALKING RIGHT BY A JET ENGINE, TELLING A CIA AGENT THAT HIS PLAN WON'T WORK...IT'S TOO RISKY"
"What does a black man do after sex? 15 years."
"You're fat Don't sugar coat it, you'd eat that too"
"Why does George R.R Martin never use Twitter? Because he killed all 140 characters."