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Joke of the Day
"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil!"
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"What does a cat call a bowl of mice ? A purrfect meal !"
"my mom thinks im the only one that uses the internet this late... but little does she know, all of you exist"
"What's the worst part about eating your vegetables? Putting them back in the wheel chair."
"A dog walks into a bar..... Bartender comes over and asks....""why do you look so rough?"""
"What is the awesomest/funniest or even smartest joke u've ever heard"
"Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? Right where you left it"
"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies, and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage."
"What do you call 2 crackers arguing? White noise."
"Scots vs English Why do Scotsman wear kilts? Cause sheep can hear a zipper at 50 yards. Why do the English wear trousers? Cause goats are deaf."