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Joke of the Day

"How do you stop guys like Donald Trump from saying racist things? You muzzle 'em."

"What do feminists and Redditors have in common? They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them."

"I hate when I sit on the toilet and my legs fall asleep ..because then they can't sleep when I go to bed"

"I'd rather not talk about my aviation pun addiction. It's a soar subject."

"I have Facebook like reflexes. ""Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"" *throws a book and hits you right in the face*"

"I have conversational ninja skills... People don't notice when I'm talking."

"The new neighbors moved in today. I brought them a box of condoms to show how much I don't want anymore children living on our street."

"(Sigh) I must be getting older. I just read a whole book about a giant sperm whale called Moby Dick and I didn't giggle once..."

"What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and milk? Chocolate milk! What do you get if you mix Coco Pops and chocolate milk? Diabetes"

"two men walk into a bar one man goes to the bartender and says ""i think i will have some h2o"". then the second man says ""that sounds good I'll have some h2o too"". The second man died"