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Joke of the Day

"Why do people always ask me for directions? I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean."

"""You knew what you were getting into, Charlene"" ""Jim your addiction to long walks on the beach is destroying our marriage"" ""YOU READ MY BIO"""

"Mob bosses are donating a percentage of every gram of speed smuggled & sold to Thailand. They're calling it the ""Ice Phuket Challenge""."

"A naked man broke into a church this morning... After a 30 minute chase, the police finally caught him by the organ."

"heard on The View this morning (courtesy of Fozzie Bear) What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?......Half-way."

"Told to me today by a random toddler Her: Knock, knock Me: Who's there? Banana Banana who? Aren't you glad I didn't say orange? Best telling of that joke ever."

"I asked my flamboyant son if he was gay and he beat around the bush. I wouldn't care if he is, I'm just pissed that I didn't get a straight answer."

"A male frog calls a medium line and he is told he'll meet a beautiful lady frog. ""Will it happen at a ball?"" he asks. ""no , in a biology class"""

"I'm volunteering at the tempura house tonight. It's a shelter for lightly battered women."

"Buddha: all life is suffering Me: alright dude, chill out. they said your food would be out in ten minutes"