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Joke of the Day

"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient, and thus are incapable of feeling fear."

"I have no idea what Steampunk is except that it must be healthier than Fried Punk."

"What's the difference between a canoe and a jew? A jew don't tip"

"""Money doesn't grow on trees"" is something rich people say so you won't find their money trees."

"What is a thing that Alan Rickman and David Bowie both have in common? It is that they have both recently become deceased."

"What's the difference between a doe and dope? One's gotta pee."

"What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? ""There's more there than meets the sty."""

"""I wish you would stop staring at my breasts. "" said the barmaid, ""you're making me uncomfortable. "" ""Uncomfortable?"" I replied, ""you want to try sitting on one of these stools with an hard on. """

"What does a girl who loves giving head eat for breakfast? scrotemeal"

"teacher question The teacher asked his student: Does the wild fox gives birth or lays egg ? The student said: the fox is a sly !! you should expect anything from him !!"