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Joke of the Day
"You know what I don't get? Laid."
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"I have a concrete strip on my front lawn painted to look like a slip n slide and every summer 10 to 15 kids learn a valuable lesson on it."
"I accidentally fell off a 50-foot ladder but good thing I was only on the 3rd step"
"I wanted to make a joke about transgenders... ...but I don't have the balls to do it. Not anymore anyway."
"Me: this a rush song? Bartender: yeah, you a fan? Me: does this answer your questions? *lifts shirt to reveal giant tattoo that says ""no""*"
"I stop drinking !!!!!!!!!!!!! .......but only when I sleep."
"What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend? Harambe"
"[x-post from r/dyslexia] Today I misread 63 as 68 so it took me twice as long to get home with the public transport Whoops, wrong bus"
"Accidentally ordered a large Coke from McDonalds. My Smart Car tipped over"
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dessed man on a bicycle? Attire...!!"