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Joke of the Day
"I once had a voice like Justin Bieber. Then I turned 4."
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"I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man."
"What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time? Stamps!"
"Man, just think how crazy Gollum goes on the 5th day of Christmas."
"Lady: How old's your son? Me: He's 3. Lady: Wow, he has great hand eye coordination. Me: You should see him play Grand Theft Auto, he sucks"
"[7am] *drinks 19 cups of coffee for work *can't stay awake [9pm] *takes a sip of coffee [2am] I should vacuum the dog"
"*knock knock* ""Who's there?"" ""Dishes"" ""Dishes who?"" ""Dishes a very bad joke"" ...Credits to Sans..."
"""Fluffy died today"" ""Oh my god I'm so sorry, was he a cat or dog? ""He was a boa constrictor"" ""Well that made me feel better"""
"How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale? Weasley twins are 50% off"
"Two wrongs don't make a right. But two Wrights make a plane."