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Joke of the Day

"I had to roll the passenger window up by hand in my friend's antique 320i like a goddamned Neanderthal, so I totally understand poverty."

"There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. The fraction guy reminded me of this."

"Well this beer isn't going to throw itself up."

"What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory? Two test tickles"

"Hey Reddit, What are your favorite jokes?"

"This will blow your mind! If you take the pin out of a grenade and put your ear to the hole you can hear the faint sound of the world wide I.Q average increasing."

"So, they're going to combine Facebook, YouTube, and Twitter into one website. It's going to be called ""YouTwitFace""."

"""OK...that Trust Exercise didn't go exactly according to plan. Once we dispose of the bodies let's keep quiet about this...AS A TEAM!"""

"Boxer briefs Digging my Dick out of boxer briefs, is like clawing gum out of shag carpet."

"My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10 Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!!! That's the best I've done so far."