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Joke of the Day

"""Update the force, Luke"" Adobe Wan Kenobi"

"What's the difference between a girl's argument and a knife... The knife has a point."

"How do you make an idiot easily wait ? I tell you tomorrow."

"man...im so hungry i could- *i catch eye contact with a horse* ""you could what?"" *shows his gun* i could.. eat a sandwich ""thought so."""

"Why were the Indians here first? Because they had reservations."

"A skeleton walks into a bar.... ...asks for a pint and a mop."

"*notices ham sandwich while searching inside myself* 'wait, if that's here' *son opens lunchbox to find debilitating existential malaise*"

"Most Republicans are still voting for Trump. Can I be banned for this, since it's actually not a joke?"

"Auto-correct turned ""likeable"" into ""lickable"" and the new intern is confused by her evaluation."

"Drunk people are the only honest ones left."