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Joke of the Day
"Time does'nt exist. Clocks exists."
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"I never date girls from china... That's a big red flag."
"Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun? A gun actually does something when triggered."
"Two kittens are sitting on a roof. Which one falls off first? The one with the smallest [](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friction#Coefficient_of_friction)"
"There are two cavemen sitting by a fire... One is eating some bugs he found, and he says to the other, ""You like beetles?"" and his friend says, ""No,*CRUNCH CRUNCH*, me more of a stones guy."""
"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."
"[OC] What is the gay community's favourite type of question? Queries."
"What do you eat when you fly? Plane food or Plain food?"
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 13 years."
"Apologies to General Tso for what I'm about to do to his chicken."