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Joke of the Day

"I always wear a helmet during intercourse cause I'm a firm believer in safe sex. Doesn't help much against the STD's but it sure is effective against the pepper-spray."

"New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT."

"I stopped at the bookstore to pick up the book I ordered on how to get through life with an extremely small penis. It isn't in yet."

"What was the weather like at the rap concert? There was a Lil Wayne."

"Join us in calling for a total ban of people. They are extremely dangerous. If you know any people, report them at once to the authorities."

"My girlfriend told me that my dick is two inches bigger than her ex's. And that is why she will never go back into a lesbian relationship."

"Me: I've read the Bible cover to cover Her: Yeah? Prove it. M: How? H: What is the first sentence in it? M: ""Do not remove from motel"""

"(My favourite joke when I was a kid) Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil."

"What did the gay atheist shout after Noah threw him off the ark for being a gay atheist? Help! I'm thinking!"

"Why aren't Pokemon very good dancers? They can only learn 4 moves."