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Joke of the Day
"What's a blonde's favorite color? A light shade of clear."
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"I hate when people leave their shit in the bathroom I don't know what's so good about the showers. The toilets are right next to them!"
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"What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head? Depth perception"
"How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard... Put him in the backyard"
"Asians offer Whites the secret to telling them apart. Whites accept but deliver message to the wrong Asian."
"I just figured about why dogs are so bad at math Because when we answer a question we have to pause, but when they answer a question they have four paws."
"The rotation of earth Really makes my day."
"What do you call flying jews Smoke"
"Judge: Order in the court [from the back] Me: Can I get a large pepperoni pizza with... [puts hand over speaker and looks around] what?"