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Joke of the Day
"I bet all the other glues are really jealous of Super Glue."
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"Whenever Adobe Flash tells me to update I download and install an even older version, that's MY revolution"
"The world has become so politically correct these days... ...that you can't say black paint anymore... You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence."""
"What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black? A nun on a spit"
"Chuck Norris ran the 100 meters sprint And lapped Usain Bolt..........twice"
"What do you call a Japanese suicide bomber? Wasabi"
"[Reality TV] HOST: Welcome to America's Next Top Psychic! Please, try not to-- *One contestant stands up*: I WON! H: --ruin it."
"Dirty deeds done at a reasonable price with a quantity discount. That seems like a more sustainable business model."
"Little Ghost So this little ghost floated by my room twice headed the same direction: left to right, left to right. I'm guessing it was just deja boo."
"Asked someone today if they knew any good antonyms for yes They didn't know any"