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Joke of the Day
"Puberty doesn't hit asians Their parents do."
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"What does it take to break a Nokia phone? Microsoft."
"I encountered an eagle with an identity crisis. He's watching me like a hawk."
"There was a U2 cover band playing at a bar last night... I hate to say it, but they were even better than the real thing."
"What is close to stupidity? Mexico and Canada"
"I was walking my dog when a man approached me. He said, ""My car's just broken down. Could you give me a push?"" ""Of course,"" I said. Then he fell into the bush."
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you've got 5 more rounds in the chamber. You'll get that moon eventually. He'll pay for what he did."
"A man with no arms and no legs is standing at the bus stop... The bus driver pulls up and and says ""alright mate, how you getting on?"""
"trump Donald trump-worlds biggist douche"
"At first, I didn't like my haircut. But then it grew on me."