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Joke of the Day

"What illness do you diagnose a sick ass online bowling player with? E-bowla!"

"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."

"Two Germans walk into a bar... I forget the punchline, but I know it was heilarious."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Now, you might say ""r"" but his first love be the ""c""."

"What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ? Sister Matic !"

"yo mama so stupid [anti-joke] that she failed her IQ test"

"I was Going to tell a Racist Joke... But then my black friend stole them all."

"A bunch of NBA players decided to have a holiday party. They each brought a pass to dish."

"A guy is talking with his friend Edward... ...and asks him: -What do dead and black people have in common? -Well, I don't know. -They both get a rest, Ed."

"A tragic haiku hipsters panicking need a new pretentious food quinoa's too mainstream"