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Joke of the Day

"What illness do you diagnose a sick ass online bowling player with? E-bowla!"

"Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol."

"Did you hear they came out with a drink called the Osama Bin Laden? It's two shots and a splash of water."

"I like to make a sandwich with just cucumbers and pickles... I call it the Before and After"

"What do you call an underdeveloped chicken fetus in a frat house? ...an embroyo! heyooooooooo"

"I'm angry that only one company makes the game monopoly."

"""..all the king's horses & all the king's men couldn't get Humpty together again"" *raises hand* What guy thought horses might figure it out?"

"My blonde girlfriend broke up with me today. She was upset at me getting a text from Amber Alert"

"What do you call an african american guy walking into the DMV? An african american guy walking into the DMV, you racist f#ck."

"Sitting on the porch late one night. A fox steals up and settles quietly next to me. Pearl divers don't hold their breath as long as I do."