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Joke of the Day

"This just in, Beverly Hills, 90210 Cleveland Browns, 3 >Credit to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*"

"My sister bet me 200 dollars I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti... You should've seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!"

"Cats won't give away your position when someone knocks on the door. They hide with you, like understanding furry ninjas."

"Tiger turned into Bulldog Men:1 Your dog is very healthy...looks like a tiger ! Owner: This is a not a dog ,it is a tiger.but it looks like a dog because of AIDS."

"I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy."

"A good pick up line to use on a pregnant woman is ""Got room for one more in there?"""

"What is Cab Calloway's favorite type of humor? 'scat'alogical"

"What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick."

"What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips? Snacks that go crunch in the night."

"The woman who injected her 8-year old daughter with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody. The child didn't look surprised."