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Joke of the Day

"A racist joke. Why don't you fight the black kid that is in the second grade? Because his father is in the eighth grade."

"I was thinking about moving to Moscow But there's no point in Russian to things."

"What do you call the person who revised Hitler's speeches? Grammar Nazi"

"Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?"

"Why don't pc gamers get laid Because they're micro-soft"

"[Girl from Willy Wonka turns into a blueberry] Wonka: Call in The Blue Man Group! [Blue Man Group rolls her out while singing Eiffle 65]"

"The person who invented knocking should win the Nobell prize"

"What's tinier than a teeny weenie ant? An ant's teeny weenie."

"Health Tip: If you find a pill on the floor of a public restroom, rinse it off before taking it."

"How do you know if someone's a feminist? They have an AK and they plan to kill all men. /shittyjoke\"