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Joke of the Day

"I haven't talked to my wife in 8 months... I didn't want to interrupt"

"I wrote a book about my car It was an auto-biography"

"How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb? 20 Episodes and Krillin dies."

"i like my memes how i like my burgers... rare and hearty"

"When does a Mexican know he's hungry? His asshole stops burning."

"Hipsters came before the chicken and the egg."

"Did I miss the Limerick fad? There once was a fellow from Kent, Whose cock was so long that it bent. To save him some trouble, He'd put it in double. And instead of coming, he went."

"If you have to ask if something is racist, it's probably racist. If you insist something you've said is not racist, it's probably racist."

"I recommend all Apple users turn off the iCloud function on their devices... not only are you at risk of your nude photos leaking, but now you're at risk of getting the new U2 album too."

"A feminist was asking me how i watch lesbian relationships unfortunately, in HD was the wrong answer."