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Joke of the Day
"Not having tattoos is suddenly a great way to express your individuality."
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"What is worse than 10 dead Babys on a Tree? 1 dead Baby on 10 Trees. I know I am going to hell for this."
"Whenever someone holds my baby & he makes even a tiny peep, I yell ""WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY WHY ARE YOU BURNING MY BABY!?"""
"What do you call a black man on the ISS? An astronaut."
"[at the gym] PERSONAL TRAINER: What kind of body do you want to have? ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human"
"There's a brand new cemetery in town Everybody is dying to get in"
"What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge? Hard Rock."
"Best anti joke ever Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question? A:........."
"Damn girl, did u just fall from heaven? Cause you are looking like the next Satan."
"A rabbi and a priest walk past a burning orphanage the rabbi says to the priest should we save the children? The priest responds ""nah fuck them"" the rabbi replies do we have time"