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Joke of the Day
"No matter how bad my head hurts, I bet Lindsay Lohan is jealous of my hangover."
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"What do you call a stick with autism? Autistic"
"Become a PhD After many years of studying at a university, I've finally become a PhD... or Pizza Hut Deliveryman as people call it."
"When 3 people have sex, it's called a threesome... When 2 people have sex it's called a twosome. Now I understand why they call me handsome."
"I saw my friend at the pool today for the first time in a long time and I said... Hey! WATER you doing here?"
"Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm the jerk."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? You would too if your name was bblamdiffergmunmnumblldpbdb."
"What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail? Treeson"
"What do you do with 100 peaches? You eat what you can, and you can, what you can't."
"My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performance on a scale of 1-10, last night we tried anal she kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."