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Joke of the Day

"What religious group does reddit belong in? Cat holics"

"Twitter is an invention created by aliens so we don't notice the period of time missing when they take us for experimentation."

"The New York Giants."

"Did you hear about the Quasimodo look alike contest? The police had to break it up when the crowd turned ugly."

"What do you call a metrically inclined elderly assassin? A Killograndma."

"ESA to release second probe ""SHIO"" to 67P The ""Philae-Shio"" team will be sucking in 67P's particles and spitting out information to be sent back to ESA for examination."

"The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound."

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that you know."

"A man walks into a bar and says... Ouch"

"My girlfriend has been waiting for me to finish my book about old clocks for ages. When I finally gave it to her, all she said was ""It's about time!?"""