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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what they say about the guy that invented life savers? He sure made a mint."
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"Why is the Apple Store always so hot? They don't have Windows installed. ;)"
"Every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. We need to stop this woman."
"Trying to find an anagram for mobile piss' is impossible."
"Why can't you hear Django Freeman have sex? *The D is silent*"
"Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you."
"(Date) ME: Watch this *ties cherry stem with tongue* HER: *giggles* 1-UP WALLY: *places Rubik's cube in mouth and pulls it out solved*"
"I'm jealous of how many friends the people on Intervention have."
"My neighbors got so weird when I asked how many bodies they thought were buried in their yard. I meant roughly, not like an exact number."
"For most, bikini season lasts a few short summer months, but I catch enough & store them so efficiently I can eat bikini all year round."