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Joke of the Day

"The Final Jeopardy category is: Beer. The answer is: It's f**king close to water. The correct question is: Why is Bud Lite like having sex in a sailboat?"

"What do you call a Frosty's prostitute? A snow blower"

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but it takes nine visits."

"A Jewish boy asked his father to borrow fifty dollars... ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""

"What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars? A solmate"

"The Pope is making great strides in combating child abuse... But many priests are still coming in a little behind."

"You hear about the incredulous Japanese man who didn't cry at his own father's funeral? Poor guy couldn't bereave it."

"If a woman is bad at parking it's because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is."

"How do you increase a pirates morale? mor ale"

"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian Bale."