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Joke of the Day
"It's 2011 and we're not driving dragons? The future sickens me."
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"I spotted a jaguar earlier today, Now it looks like a leopard."
"i was reading a story about a proctologist... It hit pretty deep."
"What's the best thing about alzheimers? You're always meeting new people."
"cop: [making list of animals that escaped] zookeeper: ""the tigers should be your top priority"" cop: [scribbling out ducks] ""obviously"""
"A vintage coin only sells for .02 cents at an auction Needless to say, he felt under appreciated."
"How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb? none, PETA can't change anything."
"Great. Only a single slice of bread left in the bag. That means until I find another slice, everything that happens today is in the sandwich"
"The most annoying thing about being a necrophiliac... Is that your girlfriend never returns your calls."
"Beer is mankind's best invention ever, but the wheel is the most revolutionary."