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Joke of the Day

"How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's."

"Never trust an Atom They make up everything."

"What do you call a Muslim Flying an airplane A pilot"

"What's a terrorists favorite sex toy? [NSFW] A blow up doll!"

"What happens to your car insurance if you don't notify them that you've wrecked a car? I don't know, but it's not wreck-amended."

"Look at this fly rubbing his hands together, what is he up to?"

"9/11 Americans Won't get this joke"

"What's a pirates favorite thing to knit? Scaaaaaarrves"

"[Working in a hospital] ME: Well, this guy's autopsy is done NURSE: You mean tonsillectomy ME: Uh oh"

"What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!"