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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."
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"Group of 12 year old girls: We're scared of boys. Me: OMG, me tooooooo!"
"""Don't stop bereaving.""..............Karaoke singer at a Philipino funeral.."
"How you heard about the new bad breath removal strategy? They call it the tic-tac tactic."
"Dolphins thats just a kids TAIL (get it)"
"How do you spot the violent kids at the circus? They go straight for the juggler."
"Damn boy, are you wearing an anti-gravity suit? 'Cause I'm not the least bit attracted to you."
"*Knock Knock* ""Who's there?"" ""David"" ""David who?"" ""Dad you only have one son named David, please let me out of the basement now."""
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Christopher Walken"
"Why do black people have nightmares? The cops killed the ones that had a dream"