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Joke of the Day

"Her: Why did you cancel your gym membership? Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with"

"Why do we use black pens on white paper? So hangman is more realistic."

"If you say ""gullible"" slowly it sounds just like ""orange"""

"Where did Santa meet his wife? Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses"

"My daughter told me to treat her like a princess... so I made her marry a man she has never met before in order to secure an alliance with France."

"My brother is the worst seller ever. He was trying to sell me a Vacuum Cleaner but the only thing that he kept saying was ""it sucks""."

"Rap is 75% crap"

"My dishwasher broke down and stopped working So I remarried"

"Where is a pirates favorite place to shop for toys? Toys arrrrrr Us."

"Like I know pizza is a thing that everyone likes and talks about liking but sometimes I take a bite and am overwhelmed by how perfect it is."