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Joke of the Day
"Dang I didn't make it to the gym today! That makes 5 years in a row"
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"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning? He was *too far out, maaan*."
"Constantly saying ""I don't care about sports"" is a form of caring about sports"
"Don't get me started on trigonometry... I'll go on a tangent."
"you're all like ""haha interpretive dance what a humorous concept"" until you see a professional do it then you shit yourself with wonder"
"Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)..."
"Shift the power at family gatherings by telling older relatives you didn't recognize them because they've gotten so big."
"I'm texting random phone numbers with ""I just saw your Facebook Status. LOL""!"
"tegrof reven 11/9"
"""It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!"" Whatever. The point is, it was two people with contemporary American names."