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Joke of the Day

"If you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're... Your a moron."

"My wife says that we should keep the chocolate milk in the back of the fridge so it stays colder, but personally I just think she's racist"

"Discovering a clever way to cut the character count of a tweet. Th@."

"The playwright wanted to make a play using only particles made from 2 quarks each. It was his meson scene."

"Wood Tits A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"

"I want to open a drinking establishment without any furniture. It'll be the best around, Bar None."

"Now I don't know if this is racist but a black guy walks into a bar.... The barman goes 'wow where'd you get that?' To which the parrot goes 'Africa'"

"My girlfriend told me she loves my brain I told her ""Hey, my eyes are down here""."

"I'd prefer to read Yelp reviews from the kind of person who would never write a Yelp review."

"Why is Ariana Grande called Ariana Grande? She is only 5 feet tall. Shouldn't she be called Ariana Petite?"