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Joke of the Day
"If you don't know the difference between there, their, and they're... Your a moron."
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"What do you call a hot day in Canada? A Nova Scorcha!"
"Mind: Be careful to protect yourself and don't jump right in. Heart: CANNONBALL!!!"
"*sees a truck* Nice. *sees a trucker* Oh, impressive. *sees a truckest* Ah yes. This is what I came for."
"I cant find my large stir fry pan It's like it just gets up and Woks away"
"If I had a dollar for everytime I got laid... I'd be a prostitute."
"Do you want a quick joke? Do you want another one?"
"[Produce Aisle] Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave. *mouthful of like 20 grapes * ""That lady took one too!!"""
"Can someone come to my house and tie me to my toilet? I keep falling off. I shit, you knot."
"Why do math textbooks only ever give you one angle in a triangle? Just cos."