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Joke of the Day

"Pro tip: When quickly pulling into your garage to avoid your neighbor be sure your garage door is all the way up."

"[moses parts sea] Slaves: wow! Why we running away if u can do shit like that? Lets go back & claim the pyramids Moses: thats my only trick"

"Ray rice got caught punching his girlfriend in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels."

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off"

"Charles Dickens walks into a bar He orders a martini. The bartender asks, ""olive or twist?"""

"What does a Greek man with a speech impediment say after being burgaled? ""Stop those damn Thebes!"""

"A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.. She says ""Show me it's true what they say about black men"". So he stabs her and takes her purse."

"A group of Jewish women are eating at a diner. Their waitress walks by and asks ""Is anything alright?"""

"Why did Waldo wear stripes? [I wouldn't know. Ask these guys.](http://imgur.com/yTGbPI0)"

"What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar? Buck-teeth!"