51918
Joke of the Day
"I like bald eagles. They taste almost just like baby seals."
Next Joke
"[breakfast in hell] STALIN: Toast is burnt POL POT: Eggs are rotten HITLER: I hate the juice STALIN: Oh here we go HITLER: I said JUICE"
"What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI"
"What's red and has 7 dents in it? Snow White's cherry."
"Where do Angelfish swim? The Holy See"
"I hear the Star Wars universe is so advanced, you can get Chinese food directly over the internet... They use an e-wok."
"What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time? Not Yeti"
"Yo mamma's so fat... When she walks down the street, people start telling Han Solo he better get out of here"
"Life is like toilet paper... You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"~tips fedora at mosquito~ Mlaria"