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Joke of the Day

"Does Robbie Williams like decimals and percentages? No, he's loving angles instead."

"what do you call a gay dinosaur? megasoreass"

"What's worse than a moron? A lessoff."

"Just ate my last pair of edible undies, I guess it's time to get groceries."

"How do you pronounce ""nihilism?"" It doesn't matter"

"Small kid : Mom what happens when you die? Mom : Your soul will go to heaven. Small kid : No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff?"

"I found a great app to search for Greek restaurants in your neighborhood. It's called Gyroscope."

"Don't worry, dude, You're fine. I'm pretty sure you need a personality first before it can have a disorder."

"Poor onions I cried when my Dad sliced Onions. I missed Onions. He was a good dog."

"You know I heard Hitler was a really good cook. . . Everything he made was kosher."