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Joke of the Day

"Does Robbie Williams like decimals and percentages? No, he's loving angles instead."

"Why can't you trick an unemployed jester? Because he's nobody's fool!"

"Asked my wife if I was going to get a ""tip"" for driving her around today. She laughed and laughed. Apparently so hard, she got a headache."

"Sometimes I smoke a cigarette after sex because it's hard to explain that I'm lighting a match to get rid of the smell."

"How do triangles communicate? Sin language"

"I refuse to do laundry because it's racist, because you need to separate white from the colored."

"Admitting you have a problem is half the battle. Convincing everyone else that they're the problem is the other half."

"How many LAPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to beat the bulb for being broke, another to shoot the room for being black."

"Who were the fastest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat."

"Her: I told you! Two beers and you're home at 10! Him: Oh, it was this way around."