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Joke of the Day

"Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm"

"The fact that your guy friends stop being funny after getting a girlfriend is proof enough that women are soul sucking banshees."

"Once got sent to bird prison by confused air marshals"

"That's a nice sham you've got there... It'd be a shame if somebody added an e"

"Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because the didn't have the guts to do it."

"If your name is Brian and your home WiFi isn't called ""Bri-Fi"", what are you doing?"

"A line for cops who pull over attractive drunk models If I could put you in the alphabet, I would go D U I and that's why I'm a writer, I look forward to your hatred of bad jokes"

"I bought my friend a new computer screen for Xmas. His New Year resolution is 1920 x 1080."

"things I hate 1. lists 2. hypocrisy"

"i read everything in comic sans sans. this way it's funny."