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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike? On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything."

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"""Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord & Savior?"" ""No."" ""Why not, sir?"" ""Because, it would make my rabbi sad."""