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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike? On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything."

"Hey girl with 20,000 tweets and 14 followers, I'm guessing you should probably shut the fuck up."

"Reddit, here's a tasteless joke I recently heard from a bum who goes by the name, ""Joke Man"" What do you call two gay guys named Bob? Oral Roberts!"

"Why did the unicycle win the race? Because the bicycle was two tired."

"Eunuchs have been historically given influence or wealth as part of their compensation package."

"Why did all the Black people move to Detroit? Because they heard there were no jobs there."

"Why did Billy Joel get acquitted? Because he didn't start the fire."

"Why couldn't the Dali Lama go out and play with his friends? Because he was grounded."

"If the cup is only half full, I suggest buying a smaller bra."

"""Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord & Savior?"" ""No."" ""Why not, sir?"" ""Because, it would make my rabbi sad."""