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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston? A tourist."

"I bought a bowflex, it's very confusing, how do I muscles? do I eat it? do I eat the bowflex?"

"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks!"

"Coworker: By your age I was on my 3rd child already. Me: Wow that's a lot of kids to eat in a such a short period of time."

"I told a woman she'd drawn her fake eyebrows on too high she looked surprised."

"why is it so hard to solve a murder in Kentucky? Because everyone is related and there are no dental records."

"Just recently I fucked a girl for an hour Thanks daylight savings!"

"Selling a french WW2 rifle Never fired, only dropped once."

"How many guitar players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2 . One to screw it in and another to say, ""I could do that""."

"Why is the nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."