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Joke of the Day

"Found a site for hardcore Harambe Supporters It's called Omegle, Everyone has their dicks out for Harambe."

"My favorite yoga pose is ""try to cut the toenail"""

"What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide? Egypt me!"

"Women - What is the similarity between women and garbagebags? - You fill them up and toss them out the door!"

"I asked my magic 8-ball which email client to use. It told me... Outlook not so good."

"The Soviet Cycle of Procrastination First, you are Putin down your work. Then, you are Stalin for time. Finally, you are Russian to finish."

"Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights? The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD."

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his soup before it was cool"

"Still trying to figure out how to compliment a woman's skin without sounding like I want to wear it"

"I told my mom that I have an Oedipus complex. She asked if I was serious. I told her, ""Nah, I'm just fucking with you."""