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Joke of the Day
"What did the bear say to the judge? I bearly touched her."
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"my mom took me to ""bring your kids to work day"" when I was younger- the day went all right, but I just dont think the other strippers liked me."
"what is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? beer nuts are at least a dollar fifty, and deer nuts are just under a buck."
"Roses are red, violets are blue Enjoy the cancer I just gave to you"
"What's the difference between you and Bear Grylls? You'd get fired if you drank piss at work."
"It would be funny if we discover there are inhabitants on the comet... they would be comedians."
"What's the difference between a jeweller and a jailer One sells watches, and the other watches cells."
"I admit I once used the n-word when someone asked me to go to a Kenny Chesney concert. But that n-word was, ""No."""
"I'm unemployed, but now I can finally say I'm making six figures... although all of those figures are zeros."
"Hero's don't wear capes, they wear dog tags."