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Joke of the Day
"I just want to win the Powerball lottery and eat unlimited carbs for the rest of my days."
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"For every IT topic.... ... there is a YouTube video with Indian guy explaining it"
"A hot mess? No, thanks. Sounds sticky and uncomfortable. I prefer my messes like I prefer my revenge: cold and served to someone else."
"What did the Sadist do to the Masochist? Nothing."
"How did the Fonz die? Ayyyds"
"Who is the biggest slut in the whole wide world? Mrs. pacman. For 25 cents that bitch would swallow balls til she died."
"Pretty awesome how you can buy chocolates on February 13th and everyone assumes you have a girlfriend & not a grudge w/ your neighbor's dog."
"Did you hear about the gay midget? he came out of the cupboard"
"What do bees use to do their hair? Honeycombs!"
"Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by."