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Joke of the Day

"I just want to win the Powerball lottery and eat unlimited carbs for the rest of my days."

"Why can't you insult Jewish people? Because they've already been roasted."

"In honor of Nelson Mandela Day Someone opened up a tire shop down the road from where I live and named it after the late Nelson Mandela. They named it ""Mandela's Apartires R Us"""

"What did Hitler say from heaven when the Russians took over Auschwitz Stop it that's Mein Kampf!"

"People say I'm disagreeable They're all wrong"

"My wife told me to stop making holocaust puns today Im telling Jew i did Nazi that coming"

"Today is Tax Day. It's going to be a tough day for the few hundred people in the U.S. that are still making an income."

"My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic... He is still in Daniel..."

"They agree I'm funny I started my new job at the retirement center today. Told the residents that I'm a really funny guy. They didn't understand any of my jokes but they still pissed themselves."

"What does a Mexican say when a house falls on them. Get off me homes."