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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? NSFW Nothing! You already told that bitch twice."
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"""I need to get laid man!""nn- eggs (in the chicken)"
"Jay-Z puts down his phone and rolls his eyes. ""The wife."" ""I hear that!"" says Kanye, trying do the same but accidentally going cross-eyed."
"A robot goes to see a psychiatrist... ""Just because my intelligence is artificial doesn't mean that my problems aren't real."""
"Have you heard the joke about Whole Foods? It was so bad it made me sustainably groan."
"The fact that Gunplay pulled a gun on his accountant doesn't shock me nearly as much as the fact that Gunplay has an accountant."
"The saddest thing about the digital age is the next generation won't have that ""nudie mag they found in the woods"" experience. #culture"
"I do things for others... Like when I'm drunk dancing by myself, Billy Idol style, and I save my friends from being seen with me."
"High school prepares you for real life! For example, show choir taught me how to put on eyeliner and lip liner in a car on the freeway"
"How many dead hookers does it take to fill up a garage I know it isn't 37"