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Joke of the Day
"My favorite toilet in my house is broken Guess I'll have to make doo with my other one"
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"Game of Thrones: Now with 100 percent more zombies! The Walking Dead should fire back by adding kingdoms."
"What's the best part about having sex with a transsexual? Pretending it went all the way through"
"If you want my opinion ask my wife"
"A man walks up to an attractive lady... A man walks up to an attractive lady and explains, ""They say that 160,000 people are having sex right now. Want to make that 160,002?"""
"How much coke DID Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men."
"Asian Keanu arrives at party. Asian Keanu gets bored. Asian Keanu Reeves."
"Dogs can't operate an MRI machine But catscan"
"What did Saturn tell it's moons when they started getting too far away? ""Titan up!"""
"my dad told me this one Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table , then a chair"