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Joke of the Day

"I had a boyfriend once....right up until the moment my dad asked him ""so what do you do?"" and he replied your daughter. He's Dead."

"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind ."

"What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense? A Douche"

"The average time it takes for an elderly woman to get her ringing cellphone out of her purse is 11 days."

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout comes home from camp."

"What's the difference between a mining company and priests? A mining company puts miners in shafts."

"I like my women like my Asian food: Hot and sweet."

"The new Pope So now that the new Pope is Argentinian they may say that they own Vatican City because they had a temporary residance there. It's not like it has happend before."

"What is a dead giveaway someone has no idea what they are doing? They have an engineering degree."

"I've finally found some direction in life, so I'm throwing a going a way party."