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Joke of the Day
"I dumped my boyfriend with a lazy eye. Turns out he was seeing chicks on the side."
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"My lesbian friends just got me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood me when I told them ""I wanna watch."""
"The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Chuck Norris entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar."
"Fun with wife A man has fun with his wife......."
"What do you call a Mexican who can't find parking. Noe. E-or estacionar is park in Spanish."
"A man was about to jump off the Empire State Building... A physicist runs up to him and shouts ""Don't do it you have so much potential!"""
"Go down a water slide when it isn't wet. And then you'll understand the importance of foreplay."
"""Grandpa, why did everyone make a big deal out of selfies when they're just pictures, oh and thanks a lot for doing nothing about climate."""
"what did the police do when they wanted to interrogate mark? question mark."
"Ever hear the joke about the 3 Irish guys who left the pub? No? Neither have I."