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Joke of the Day

"Why do cows have hooves? Because they lac tose"

"Punch Lines ""The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."""

"I have a love-hate relationship with my wife... I love her, she hates me! Ho-ho!"

"Sometimes I try to eat healthy but my stomach's like ""what if you die tomorrow?"" and I'm like ""good point"" and I have a whole pizza."

"what do you call a cow with no legs ground beef"

"How do you know the toothbrush was made in France? Anywhere else it would've been the ""teethbrush"""

"Why did the customer choose T-Mobile? Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world."

"I had a conversation with a Mobius strip... It was one-sided."

"What's Hitlers most hated candy? Jewb jewbs"

"My finger became really swollen after I jammed it Friday. And thats how I found out Im allergic to jam."