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Joke of the Day

"I just broke up with my girlfriend. It's okay though she said we could still be cousins!"

"Buddy of mine dropped some acid... Burnt a hole in the floor... He was tripping for days!"

"Oh my gosh! Did you hear about the corderoy pillow? It's making headlines."

"How did Helen Keller break her arm? She tried to read the speed limit sign."

"Everyday, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop the violence. Eat a steak."

"Did you hear that Tom Brady is running for president? His platform is lowering inflation."

"There are reports that Kim Jon Un doesn't have a butthole That's because all of his shit comes out of his mouth"

"I just lost my mood ring... I'm not sure what to feel about this."

"What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel. :D"

"Why don't Asians like bowling Because it's bowring I'm sorry"